by Taz » Mon May 09, 2011 4:01 pm
This is one of my favorites that I use when I catch a girl giving me the eye:
Taz- How are you going to look at me like that and not say hello . ( Hold strong frame)
Another one is a shock & awe routine I got from on of my friends way back in 09 after a workshop I took:
Shock and Awe
Walk right up to a girl you are clearly interested in:
Excuse me,I couldn't just walk on by without saying hello. I mean, you are iabsolutley stunning! Do you want me to pretend like that does not effect me? I mean, How? I'm just some guy! I can't turn it off. What are you trying to do to me, seriously!
ESCALATE!
Blame her for the fact you any keep your hands off her. Ask her why she is doing this to me! Stay In control
Tell her if she doesn't stop being hot you are not going to be held responsible. I mean seriosly, you need to go eat some sweets and gain 5 pounds so I can connect with you on a personal level without wanting to tear all your clothes off.
If she's offended, apologize for being disrespectfull and not the action.
Tell her you did it because shea really hot! Tell her she should wear a bag over her head so you can have a normal conversation with her.
No.No! This is rediculous, I have depth! Tell me about yourself!
“If you are waiting for anything in order to live and love without holding back, then you suffer.” David Deida
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