Status updates for The Bravohood...

[Farmer]

From time to time I find myself thinking things that dont warrant it's own thread, but doesnt belong on facebook since it's mainly only funny/interesting to the Bravohood. So why not have a thread for Bravohood status updates....

I'll start us off with this thought from last night...

"Going to a birthday dinner tonight with four girls. Made out with all of them in the past 9 months, currently fucking one of them, and have had my penis inside the birthday girl.....life is good in The Bravohood"

[DJNinja]

Went out last night with friends. Some random drunk dude started grinding on one of my pivots and making her feel uncomfortable. Tried cockblocking him but he was persistent, so did the next best thing: GAYMOGGED him. Didn't work very well, but EVERYBODY got a good laugh, and girls started opening me to say it was hilarious.

Thanks Farmer for starting this thread, this will be epic

[Bravo]

Flew back from Olando -21 convention, got massage whole flight but 23 yr old blode massage therapist next to me, made out while her friend slept next to us

[Techfall]

Today I had to reactivate my facebook account just to figure out when a girl's birthday was after she told me she was out for her birthday back in my old city......I have been sleeping with her for 3/4 of a year. Whoops. Luckily it wasn't today so I didn't forget to text her.

[Bandit]

Potential for the most EPIC threads on the interwebs.


Took my best friends girl to the bar to meet with 2 of her girlfriends. Girls attached to me like crazy(I knew 1 of them) Used HBUrsela, HBGeorgia, andHBRocks to DHV myself to every girl in the bar, 3 number closes and a make out. Best wing girls ever and they didn't know it.....Number closed HBRocks as well.

[Honey Badger]

Is wondering "How did I get here?" after explaining to my, "No sex before marriage my promiscous young Honey Badger" mother, why she wouldn't be seeing her favourite and my last MLTR again. Mission 'become completely unattached' complete.

HB

[Stealth]

About to go blast a tall brunette in the stomach with my yogurt cannon, brb

[FRO]

Woke up to my phone blowing up from a HB i met in the bar last night. Don't remember getting/giving her my number. She was telling me it was great to meet me and I looked really good last night. Then kept asking if she can meet up with the cute white boy with the sparkling baby blue eyes. Fucking love contacts.

[DJNinja]

Fat chick starts grinding on me on the dancefloor so I push her away. She doesn't get the hint and tries to do it again so I take a break and go to the bar. She follows me, offers to buy me a drink. I refuse, be an asshole to her, and she throws her number at me. So this is how HBs feel when they get hit on by AFCs. FML.

[Shotz]

Sex with 3 different women in 3 days plus having sex until 6am this morning equals going to bed early and turning down sex with a 4th different woman in 4 days