Status updates for The Bravohood...

[KingOfAces]

i hate when i'm sexting multiple girls at the same time, and i get distracted and text the wrong one back with a situation from a fantasy i'm discussing with a different one. fml. but then again...it's usually a good transition...

[Maestro]

"She said she wanted me to make love to her like in the movies.

So I came on her face.

Apparently we watch different movies."

[Science]

Joined POF 4-5 days ago, had a girl begging me to go fuck her last night, but it was late and she lived like 45mins away. She is FILTHY. E-cup. One of her messages ended...

"...love it when a man takes charge and ruins me xx"

Going out with Bounty for New Years, he's meeting a girl he's been seeing, and a few other of our female friends over there too. Got a couple other numbers from POF of girls that'll be out in the same town.

Tonight is going to be interesting

[DJNinja]

Hanging out with Hawaii, Light, and JSH, everybody is in set and doing work, all is right in the world

[DJNinja]

In the hottest strip club in Honolulu with Cupid. Running pretty decent game on the cocktail waitresses while Cupid works the strippers. I'd like to thank the Bravohood for this awesomeness.

[NSM]

In the hottest strip club in Honolulu with Cupid. Running pretty decent game on the cocktail waitresses while Cupid works the strippers. I'd like to thank the Bravohood for this awesomeness.

Now just think what it will be like when you visit the whole A-Team... Speaking of which, Mack and Moiser are already coming at the begining of Febuary for my birthday party on the 3rd, we could use a DJ for it...

[DJNinja]

Now just think what it will be like when you visit the whole A-Team... Speaking of which, Mack and Moiser are already coming at the begining of Febuary for my birthday party on the 3rd, we could use a DJ for it...

LOL, no can do, won't have money after X2, and Cinema actually is coming to Hawaii, between me & him we're taking over the islands, no hot girls are safe

But happy birthday! Will be sarging in spirit and having an alcoholic beverage in honor of you!

[DJNinja]

RECENT & REAL RANDOM CONVERSATIONS WITH MOM

Mom: I'm concerned about you. You're bringing home a lot of girls lately.
Me: Why? You should be concerned if I started bringing home guys.
Mom: ...

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Mom: That last girl you brought over, what did you do? What do you do with the girls that come over?
Me: Oh, I check her chest and poke her.
Mom: What?
Me: You heard me, I said we play checkers, chess, and poker.
Mom: Oh...ok. Not for money, right?
Me: Oh no, Mom, all for free.
Mom: Very good.

[Science]

Got so many options right now, having a lot of fun. Got a girl from POF practically begging me to go see her, she lives 60 miles away but i'm going to visit this week. The main things I like about this particular girl:

1. She has huge tits.
2. She's trained in full body massage.
3. She loves anal.
4. She is a self proclaimed nympho.

I love my life.

[Fire]

FML
Discovered that my worst enemy is myself.
Went out with some friends to chill out & drink, but arriving there I've decided to run some game.
So f*ckng unbelievable I'm still suffering from AAs.Tomorrow I'll have to kick my fat lazy ass and start living the life I deserve.