Thought this section would be appropriate, but anyways... its a long story.
I got jumped last night, and I used some BJJ and TKD. there is a girl that I know that uses TKD, but I fucked up just recently with this girl. (Drunk Dial Owned) She is back with her ex boyfriend...
I Texted her "I just got jumped, and I used TKD & BJJ (Brazilian jiu jitzu) on the somalian and then kicked him in the face and ran."
5 min later I get a call
I'm like, "oh yay, someone actually cares about me.
her ex is yelling at me because he thought I wanted to BJJ her because I texted her at 2:45am.
What a failure he is, but I just explained it was brazilian jiu jitzu he said to fuck off and hung up.
I just thought it was funny, people are so egotistical and defensive sometimes... yeah brah, I want to BJJ your girl that lives 50 miles away from where I'm currently at, drunk driving sounds awesome!