Status updates for The Bravohood...

[Jay-T]

Bandit just sent me a facebook message and I could picture him laughing his ass off.

I tagged HBEgyptian (who i've been sleeping with) in a FB post and another girl that I'd laid before comments on it and goes HEY THATS MY COUSIN!

Damn....lmao

[Bandit]

Dude, no bullshit....I read that post and started laughing my ass off after what you told me yesterday! Small world! I still say you should tell her they have similar dick sucking techniques!

[Bandit]

Me: Yeah, I need to buy a new couch.
Her: NOOOOOO
Me: Why do you care if I buy a new couch?
Her: Cuz I had the best couch sex ever on that couch!
Me: So you can help me break in the new one.
Her: Deal!

[Jay-T]

I wish girls would realize that when I call them "babe" I don't mean it as a pet name...i simply can't remember their actual name.

[DJNinja]

Nothing to look at here, move along

[Science]

Talking to Queue about recording myself in set. Pretty sure i'm going up to Leeds to hang with a few of the guys this weekend (Moiser, Scout, Donatello)

The challenge: record myself using the infamous buttplug opener. (among other things)

FUCK YEAH.

[Bandit]

Fucked a chick in my hot tub last night.....with my toes.......


What can I say, we were taking a break and I was smoking....next thing I know my foot was rubbing her pussy from across the hot tub.....she adjusted....toes inside pussy..... Life is good.

[Science]

Solid few days for me - solo (street) night game thursday. 6 indirect, 1 #close. Felt MUCH more comfortable and actually enjoyed it.

Team England over the weekend. 10-15 sets during day game (mall) and loads during evening. 2 k-closes, 2# closes and pretty sure the SNL was there if I wanted it but wanted to game more with the guys. None of us had any alcohol either.

Me and Moiser talked about the challenge where you purposely try and fuck the set. Me and Bondus split a 2 set, I k-close mine, Moiser rolls in....'WHERE'S MY MONEY? HAVE YOU GOT IT?' Haha! I'd forgotten about the challenge, kinda shocked etc. Long story short....the friend grabs my target and they exit venue! LMAO!

Good times.

We jumped in the car a few times to bounce around the city, noticed my state dropping each time we bounced and had to start from almost scratch everytime we arrived in new venue. Found it an enjoyable challenge to have to build state 3-4 times.

Opened a girl outside, talked for a minute or so. Went back to guys as she went inside. She walked past me when she was in venue, i grabbed her hands, told her she was coming with me and pulled her and friend over to bar. Moiser took the friend, (#closed her) someone got some pics of me and her, got her to send them to me. (how I got the # close) happy I got more physical early as opening physically in loud venues is something I need to work on.

I hope Bondus writes something up as he was on FIRE opening last night. HUGE breakthrough and very proud!

[NSM]

Moiser is the only Team England member who has made his pilgrimage to visit the A-team so far. And I can safely say that I would not want to owe him money...

[DJNinja]

Hit on a Japanese girl who barely spoke English. Taught her to say, "I like cum". Unfortunately, she understood the word "fuck", as in "fuck me hard anally", at which point she ejected. Can't help it if she can't handle buttsexx.

ASR, international style!